I just got a fresh batch of business cards from Staples! I was able to use their designer from scratch. None of the other online business card businesses that I found atop the SEO pyramid would let me do that gratis.

​All their free things did was give you some templates. They looked okay, but there were things I wanted to do--like putting in the signature, that those free templates wouldn't allow.

Anyway, I think they look pretty nice! We're heading to the Knoxville Book Festival in a few months, so I'm sure my wife and I will be passing out plenty of these new business cards there! Just imagine me handing you one of these 4¢ bad boys!

Per antiquated programmer tradition, here is my "Hello World."